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Friend

Someone who doesn't want to have sex with you.
Me: "Would you have sex with me?"
Friend: "No dude, I'm your friend."
by NikkiNoMad October 10, 2014
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friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you
im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos
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Friends

A popular Netflix show that you will watch 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times if watched once...have fun! (:
I rewatched Friends for the 5th time today.
by BreIsDaBestSoYeahByeeeee! April 21, 2017
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Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.
Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.
by Astromyxin December 3, 2018
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Friends

HAHAHA, What are friends? Are they like, something you eat?
Person 1: Hey those are like my best friends
Person 2: What are friends?
by Cookie Kid Girl February 11, 2020
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Friends

A term described to random people or just people you know
I'm gonna hang out with my friends now, mom!
by Dino1109 March 27, 2015
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Friends

Friends are people who share their ice cream with you if you don't have enough money,people who walk up to you no matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone and cheer you up,people who if your shy and scared they will help you make friends,people who will wait for you to finish the test,people who you can trust your most awkward secrets with and the girl you like,people who will bail you out of a 10000 Dollar fine people who you can trust the fate of the world with,people who don't knock on your door they walk in and say I'm home.
I can trust Noah and my friends with all my biggest darkest secrets
by A real trustworthy friend March 14, 2013
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