Fetty Fold

That bent over dude, checking the sidwalk for dropped foils. It's an opioid hunch, back completely folded, shuffling along, scouring every inch of a small part of the sidewalk or the gutter for dropped items. He's got the Fetty Fold!

After the cops busted all the dealers, all that was left was a few Fetty Folds looking for foils.

by anonymous September 16, 2023

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

folded

to be so drunk you can't function

bruh Javon is so folded right now he had 30 shot of Bombay

by gotdankhmu September 10, 2016

fold

to tend to your sexual needs by getting off.

“i folded so hard last night..”

by kodakyumur December 11, 2021

Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009