Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 19, 2020

bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.

Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again”

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”

by RCPMNM June 23, 2018

Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017

Pennsylvania Flu

Before sex put pepper on the pillow so when you’re hitting it doggy and put her head in the pillow she sneezes and her pussy tightens around your dick

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her the Pennsylvania flu.

by Farva4489 June 3, 2018

Saginaw Flu

Famously discovered at Saginaw Valley State University, it's a non-degenerative illness caused by eating out girls that don't deserve it.

"Shump, you gotta relax the munching; Saginaw Flu is in Season"

by Booty Flake December 12, 2022

Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.

“Is it Ebola Doc?”

“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”

by Kenmalone March 3, 2019

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021