floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016

Floppy

When you are so drunk that you are floppy, you just kind of flop around on the ground and if your friends try and pick up up you flop right out of their hands.

Let's get floppy tomorrow night. They were so floppy last night.

by Redrose0515 August 27, 2016

Floppy Joe

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.

Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.

by Jerryatrics May 6, 2018

Floppy Disk

Non erect penis

Man my floppy disk was all over the place last night

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

floppy boy

A clumsy person who breaks things

That floppy boy broke the all the crystal glasses

by floppy boy January 26, 2017

floppy corn

When your corn chips are soaked in cheese

I just ate floppy corn

by THEOYO January 4, 2020