floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floater

A mutant abomination that was the result of direct exposure to the Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) in the PC game Fallout. Serpentine in appearance, its lashing tongue attack can deliver a lethal dose of poison. The exact origin of this species is unknown, but they were most likely the result of experimentation done by Richard Grey (AKA The Master, the antagonist of the story) with the FEV.

Floaters are among the hordes of dangerous mutants in Fallout.

by Raptor March 23, 2005

what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

flasted

a shorter word for flat-chested.

"That one girl in my science class is so flasted! I mean, she doesnt even HAVE tits!!!"

by gingerasainsftw April 10, 2010

floaty

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.

Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.

by hellahecka July 12, 2005