Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011

Burn's French Horn

A sexual act ( either given or recieved), when a person fist Ur anus while giving u felatio. Resembles someone playing a French horn.

Robert told me that his slutty friend Megan must have played in marching band, because she can play a mean Burn's French horn.

by J. Free November 27, 2011

Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 1, 2022

Wave the French Flag

Euphemism meaning to surrender

"I was going to challenge this in court, but I've decided to just wave the French flag and pay the parking ticket fine."

by fibonacci112358 February 22, 2023

french fry cock

Small, skinny black cock. So-called in irony due to the myth that black men are better endowed than white or Asian men.

Therefore, girls are amused when they see a french fry cock.

Dude, you've got a french fry cock! It's smaller than my white ex-boyfriend's!

by katielicious_xxx February 13, 2010

french Kayak

a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.

bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.

by kayaker February 12, 2010

French Faceoff

From the favorite passtime of french soldiers in world war 2, the French Faceoff is an act where two gentlemen adopt a strong, lunging posture, grasp one another's penises, and feverishly jerk off each other's genitalia while maintaining an intense state of eye contact. The loser of the contest is the individual who ejaculates.

Cpt. LeBlanc and LT. Jean-Pierre were bored on the front line, and needed to live to the morning. They grasped each other's erect penises, and LeBlanc spouted ejaculate into the fresh French morning air. He was the loser of the French faceoff. Fin.

by Paolo Cortez February 7, 2012