A stock-en-fest is when a shed load of some what awesome people get together to get wasted. A stock-en-fest is a combination of a 'Stock' and a 'Fest', mainly held in the summer months due to the fact that the weather conditions must be perfect and at a 27 degrees.
To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
To throw a stock-en-fest you need a shit load of music, a dumper truck full of beer and a stripper in a cake ( the latter is optional)
Anyone is able to attend a stock-en-fest as long as they have either had a mullet, known someone who has had a mullet or are planning on getting a mullet. Another main rule is that if a beer pong table is not present it is not a stock-en-fest it can be a stock or a fest but not a stock-en-fest.
Most countries do not allow stock-en-fest's to take place, as it is against international law.
Chris-'' Yo man what's happening tonight''
Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''
Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''
Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''
Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''
Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''
Paul- '' can I come??''
Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''
Paul- '' nope''
Dan-'' you cant come.''
Alex-'' not sure man, there is a party going on tonight that has a dumper truck full of beer, a beer pong table, a shit load of music and a stripper in a cake!!!''
Chris-'' Sweet man we should go. You know who is going?''
Alex-'' a shed load of some what awesome people''
Chris-'' and by god its 27 degrees... its a mother flipping stock-en-fest''
Dan-''going to a stock-en-fest tonight''
Paul- '' can I come??''
Dan- ''ever had a mullet?''
Paul- '' nope''
Dan-'' you cant come.''
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-The annual festival held at the University of California, San Diego since 1983. It has grown to become a full day festival with musical acts through the day (performing on what's now known as the Main Stage), student, dance, and comedy performances (performing on what is now the "Midway"), as well as an on field dance party (known as the Dance Tent). Major artists from 2010: Drake, Relient K, Thrice, Parson Red Heads, Michelle Branch, B.o.B, and the Z-trip.
This is a day that is known for it's alcoholic presence, although there is technically no alcohol offered at the festival. UCSD comes together to celebrate school spirit, as well take a break from the school year.
...and yes our festival fucking OWNS UCSB's lame ass Extravaganza.
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This is a day that is known for it's alcoholic presence, although there is technically no alcohol offered at the festival. UCSD comes together to celebrate school spirit, as well take a break from the school year.
...and yes our festival fucking OWNS UCSB's lame ass Extravaganza.
sungodfestival.ucsd.edu
Person 1: Hey, how was your Sun God Festival?
Person 2: FUCKING AWESOME. B.o.B was the shit, but I saw this one girl drop face first into the floor as she was walking into the towards the Dance tent. These people were running towards her to see if she was okay/ passed out, but someone spilled water on her and she just got up to walk back in and party!!
Person 2: SUN GOD IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!
Person 2: FUCKING AWESOME. B.o.B was the shit, but I saw this one girl drop face first into the floor as she was walking into the towards the Dance tent. These people were running towards her to see if she was okay/ passed out, but someone spilled water on her and she just got up to walk back in and party!!
Person 2: SUN GOD IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!
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Kyle's friends decided to throw him a Bukkake Festival on his birthday, because they knew how much he liked to ejaculate on women.
by Baron Handlebar July 24, 2008
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fest-ees are some sort of indian whether it be paki, hindi, guju, etc...common traits include very poor dancing, abundance of curry, wacky religious ceremonies, and/or very odd and colorful apparel. dont ever get caught dead at one of these unless you want curry shoved down your throat and want to waste 10 hours of your life.
fest-ees are some sort of indian whether it be paki, hindi, guju, etc...common traits include very poor dancing, abundance of curry, wacky religious ceremonies, and/or very odd and colorful apparel. dont ever get caught dead at one of these unless you want curry shoved down your throat and want to waste 10 hours of your life.
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by Zamaboy October 28, 2012
Get the Fester mug.1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.
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