Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.

After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.

by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021

fuck fest

When you and some friend(s) are ahnging out and you start saying the f-bomb in every sentance.

Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"

by Katyroo February 4, 2009

Cunt Fest

A women who’s Always getting her hole has a cuntfest going on.

Fuck Sake that women’s got a cunt Fest

like a supermarket, always new folk that r coming in n going out.

by Marcos your local dealer May 9, 2018

boink-fest

A sustained session of boinking. Such as a few boinks in one evening.

Tom and I had a boink-fest last eve. 5 times in one night!

by amyscat May 18, 2006

bean fest

a place (such as a bar) where there is a high proportion of females to males.

Man it was a bean fest last night, there were so many girls

by lashed September 26, 2008

Crab Fest

1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.

1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street!
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...

by godzirrallama111 July 14, 2010

cock fest

when turning up at a certain location party, club, festival, that sort thing. To realise there nothing but men there! so it's time to chase the rat and get out of that cock fest!

man1: lets go to bar zaras

man2: fuck i, i'm there.

both men turn up.

man 1 says to man 2 lets get out of here, it's nothing but a cock fest

by lenster 9161 June 15, 2009