Masturbation

Rick: Did you see John working out?

Steve: Yeah, he is totally masturbating his ego.

Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction on the hand...

by Raakam_revolver September 12, 2012

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poly-auto masturbation/orgy

a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.

I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.

by sharonelectrons September 4, 2009

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Masturbation

Playing with your genitals while thinking of a tractor.

Masturbation...on the farm...success.

by Curiousss June 8, 2009

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Masturbating for an extended period of time at a rythmic pace so as not to experience orgasm, instead greatly delaying the orgasm. Fleshlight's are the most effective tool.

Often described as an erotic yet meditative state of mind.

Masturbating while maintaing concentration for over 2-3 hours - tantric masturbation.

by babylonian_ January 26, 2012

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masturbation station

the state your in right before you spew semen

me and my girlfriend were foolin around and her mom walked in just as i got to masturbation station

by jizz-master October 25, 2005

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mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 16, 2007

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