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ronnie farmer 

man hes so cool, hes just, man hes just really awesome! when he wants something, he doesn’t stop until he gets it! this is perseverance at its finest! he’s really good at like, everything! he cares a lot and his friends all love em! get yourself a ronnie farmer! man hes just so awesome!
me: hey its ronnie farmer! my favourite person!

ronnie farmer: what
ronnie farmer by nopecat June 30, 2022

thirst farmer 

Noun, internet slang. Pejorative term for people on social media, primarily females, who are ‘content creators’ where the content:
1. Creates thirst by being provocative or erotic
2. Funnels followers to an OnlyFans channel (or similar subscription platform) for monetization.

Can also apply to non-internet interactions that follow a similar pattern; see exotic dancers.
Person A: Dude, I found your sister’s IG. Wow.
Person B: Yeah…she’s a thirst farmer. Mom doesn’t know she spends all day growing her OF subs.
Person A: Guess that’s one way to pay for college!
thirst farmer by Clubbedthumbs July 24, 2022

The Steamy Farmer 

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.
"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."
The Steamy Farmer by Zvezdislav February 16, 2018

asphalt farmer 

A city person who acts like a country person and looks stupid doing it
Real farmers truck: ford/dodge
Asphalt farmers truck: Chevy avelanche or any chevy
asphalt farmer by Ja$h November 6, 2014

dirt farmer 

An unproductive farmer, for whatever reason.
While the farmers in the valley grew many fruits and vegetables, the rocky slopes above made the growers up there little more than dirt farmers.

Or:

Prior to widespread irrigation, prairie agriculture in North America was mainly dirt farming.
dirt farmer by Word Worm September 10, 2009

the farmer man 

persona taken occasionally by emcees which sounds a lot like Elmer Fudd. Use a helium-kinda voice and use many filller syllables, especially "miggity-mo"
CeeLo did the farmer man well when acting as MC Prime.

There is also an excellent example somewhere on "Bizzare Ride II" by The Pharcyde.
the farmer man by TreeWeezel May 28, 2011