Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
Get the Fap Bunkermug. by negev September 12, 2013
Get the fap itismug. by Willezz October 19, 2013
Get the pre-fapmug. Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018
Get the Fap watermug. A way prepubescent 12 year olds like to represent the act of fapping by slapping their hands against their legs, making a sound similar to fapping.
Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
by BillCosby=Senpai October 6, 2016
Get the Leg fapmug. using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
Get the Flapjack Fapmug. It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
by Smatus November 24, 2017
Get the soggy fapmug.