Falcon Punch

Phrase that is exclaimed when punching a book or binder out of someones hands, or off of a desk, table etc...

Mike: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: What?
Mike: FALCON PUNCH!!! (Knocks book from Mikes hands)

by Nihowhello February 25, 2011

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011

Falcon-Dive

The female version of tea-bagging somebody where a naked woman squats over a man's face and forces her genital lips onto his face like a falcon diving for its prey.

How was your date this Lisa, dude?

Aw, man! You'll never believe this chick! She totally Falcon-Dived my ass!

by MightyDangle October 13, 2011

ass falcon

supreme jackass

see also; douche fag

wtf, amber?!...youre such an ass falcon!

by xoxota April 22, 2008

slong falcon

some one who likes to peck at someone elses pecker because wow they get bored after a while like what would you be doing with someone if they called it a pecker like call it a monster.

Mike: Your a slong falcon wait thats too majestic for you ya terd.

by squirral without nuts May 29, 2009

Black Falcon

planning an event/party where it is a surprise, and if the person(s) finds out, it's back to square one.
Used as if in the military not stating what the Black Falcon is, or who its for. The people who know, know. and the people who don't; won't...

or its back to square one!

Guy 1: "Hey man, Operation Black Falcon is in effect."
Guy 2: "Dude, what are you talking about?"
Guy 3: *To Guy 2* "Hey man don't worry about it" *To Guy 1* "Roger, Phase one complete."

by LimitlessEnigma June 3, 2009

mr falconer

a weak as piss dog
fuck you

fuck you mr falconer

by daquavis213 February 24, 2020