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a page that 40 year old moms rule
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Where anyone can be a doctor
Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.
Facebook by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

Facebook 

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet
I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.
Facebook by gabale September 13, 2022

Facebook 

an app filled with 40-year-old dads who think dead fish they are about to eat is an "aesthetic".
-Hey dad, what do you post on Facebook?
-Oh, I just post fishing stuff I edited using capcut.
-Dad wtf
Facebook by zahraaatli September 23, 2022

Facebook 

An app filled with racist and homophobic boomers who post daily bible verses or “THEM LIBERALS STOLE THE ELEVTION” basically another word for an idiot
Person 1: IM A GOD LOVING PROUD AMERICAN
PERSON 2: YOUR A DUMBASS, OH AND ALSO SHOWER
Person 3: Don’t worry he is a trump supporter, he will not shower
Person 4: ugh, thats a facebook mom and a trump supporter
Facebook by EdelieMoloney69420 October 11, 2022

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an app that boomers and my mom use.
mom: 'let me get a picture of you to post on facebook!'
me: 'who uses Facebook anymore?'
facebook by Hearts_4Jarell November 24, 2022