fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 15, 2017
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Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! July 23, 2015
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Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.
"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."
by bocephusbear September 21, 2012
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Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.
1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.
by SoliquidForLife December 14, 2019
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social fap

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!
by n-bomb October 11, 2015
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fap friday

Fap Friday is a time and place where teens and adults can meet up separately to watch porn together!
have you heard of fap friday.
by meth290 January 06, 2021
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Rustic fap

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
by Daddydangler the angler May 20, 2018
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