Hoochie flu

When you lay out of work with a Hoochie girl

I can't come in today , I've got the Hoochie flu

by dat middle child June 1, 2016

pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl

Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl

by Big Baxter October 11, 2016

Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.

Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris

by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018

tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.

Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.

by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017

shit flu

A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.

Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.

by Panera H8r October 19, 2013

Saginaw Flu

Famously discovered at Saginaw Valley State University, it's a non-degenerative illness caused by eating out girls that don't deserve it.

"Shump, you gotta relax the munching; Saginaw Flu is in Season"

by Booty Flake December 12, 2022

Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.

Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu

by pbids February 3, 2020