Sooksieness Flu

Making out with someone who is sick, which then gets you sick.

Neil has been out from school all week because he caught the Sooksieness Flu from Karah.

by Speedyspymonkey October 02, 2009

Poo flu

Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.

You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.

by Key-in January 08, 2019

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 12, 2021

tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca

Tasca flu is sweeping through the office

by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 04, 2019

pussy flu

when you suck too much pussy or ur pussy isn't sucked enough

omg he has pussy flu!!

by ast3r1aa November 15, 2021

pussy flu

Wheb reichert is a rookie and doesn't know what to do with a girl

Reichert got pussy flu after not pleasing his girl

by Big Baxter January 31, 2016

Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.

“Is it Ebola Doc?”

“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”

by Kenmalone March 03, 2019