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F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
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F Pad

Short for fanny pad, meaning a sanitary towel/pad.
Hey, have you got a wee F Pad I could use?
by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025
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four f******* pixels

MTF: IN THE PIC THERE WAS FOUR F******* pixels
by Imthehamman June 27, 2023
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Lexus Rx500h F-Performace

A "sport-ty" crossover. My wife wouldn't let me get the Is350 f-sport but I convince her to let me get the next best thing "I can put the kids in the back" she fell for it. It's the compromise that is not a compromise.

It's the I wannabe a sport car.
Lexus Rx500h F-Performace: the soccer dad dream car. The wannabe sport van.
by Arm-of-God February 24, 2024
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FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!

I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.

Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....
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FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched

To be posted on lame ass social media
FPatch

FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
Don"t FPatch me on your post Urban DIC>
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
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An F in pop culture

An expression someone uses to claim they no little/nothing about celebrities, movies, TV, current events, music and other related topics.
I don't want to watch the Bill and Ted show at Universal guys, I won't get the references, because I have an F in pop culture.
by sdkvndsjnvkjsnDVL/kv April 27, 2011
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