ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
by Larry the wordsmith May 08, 2016
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ex-whore

a person who was formally known as a whore but changed their ways. no longer sleeps with everyone
she’s not an ex-whore she try’s to sleep with every guy in our class!
by daddycolbear April 07, 2021
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ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that
"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"
by thesneeky1 May 03, 2016
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Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.
You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.
by Meeks123 February 28, 2014
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S-EX

Pronounced es-X The sex you have with an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend after you have broken up with them.
I saw my ex girlfreind lana at the bar last night. We talked for a while, and old feelings started to come back. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, we were on my bedroom floor having S-EX!
by Brittany T April 25, 2008
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sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.
"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."
by tdm duh December 03, 2006
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Ex-girlfriend

You. You just broke up with someone and you now searched this up on U.D. because you are scared they wrote something about you here. They didnt.
"Wow! Your ex-girlfriend is sneky"!
"Thats why I broke up with her!
by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 08, 2019
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