Emery

Emery is definitely a girl name, despite what other people say. She is beautiful, unique and insecure. Even though you might not know, she is incredibly intelligent and keeps striving to be better. Emery can be either way about a situation. Depends on her mood, maybe she’ll be sweet, but maybe she’ll be salty

P1: Do you know her?
P2: Oh yeah! That’s Emery, she’s really nice!!

by em127493739 August 15, 2018

Emeryville Enima Cocktail

Inserting your penis into the rectum and urinating, followed by positioning your mouth under the butt and colleting the "nectar".

Look at the turd cutter on her, I'd like to taste one of her Emeryville Enima Cocktails.

by Sir John 8:44 April 9, 2009

emergency nine

An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward loss of funds during the scheduled round.

C'mon Hoss, we need to get in an emergency nine--Cueball wiped me out in the Calcutta this morning and I need to win some of it back.

by Webturtle April 15, 2009

Emeri

Emeri is the kindest perso. You could meet. She cares about her friends over all. If you hook up with her you will have a great time but if you break her heart your like will become miserable. Don’t hurt her or she will hurt you. If you hurt her friends her evil will haunt you. Don’t make her mad or mess with her or you will get hurt but if you become her friend you will be happy.

Emeri is a godess

by eekstrand November 6, 2017

emery

the most smexiest 13 year old alive . but dont even try to take him from me because i WILL HURT YOU . :)

"emery is the most smexiest person you will ever meet"

by *cough emery is smexy* April 29, 2019

The Emeril LaGasse

This is a somewhat complex yet simple move to perform. What you will need:

1. White lab coat with green Emeril E on the front
2. Emeril Essence seasoning
3. Partner who is willing to perform fellatio

To perform this maneuver, first place on the lab coat after the E has been applied. Then while your partner is performing fellatio, as you are about to climax pull in her head and release the goo in her mouth while yelling "BAM!!!". After one has orgasm'd, proceed to say, "Now I'm gonna kick it up a notch." Tell your lady friend to open her mouth then proceed to sprinkle the Emeril Essence seasoning all over your man-juice, while screaming "BAM!!" in the process.

Thus, the Emeril LaGasse

Thomas: So what did you and Cindy do last night?

Geoffrey: Well, Cindy was in the kitchen cooking a rack of lamb and I got horny so I gave her "The Emeril LaGasse".

Thomas: Haha, nice.

Geoffrey: Oh yes, I sure did kick it up a notch afterwards when I told her I have herpes.

by Todd Todd September 26, 2009

Emergen-C

a substance of pfizzy vitamins and minerals that cost very little and is worthless in all aspects. NOT something to steal. But the powerbar definitely makes it okay.

Beau is a pfucking pfool pfor trying to steal Emergen-C pfrom QpFC.

by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 1, 2006