Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Epic High Five

The action of completing a high five from the passenger seat of a car with a pedestrian walking by

Both parties must have consumed plenty of alcohol.

And the car must be going in excess of 40 mph while rocking to the beats of Sandstorm and other various Techno-Style music.

Dude I was hammered last night and I Epic High Fived a guy on the sidewalk! Shoulda been there.

by Big Dicks Police February 10, 2010

epic

Something so truely amazing that it deserves it's story to be told for years to come.

"Dude, last nite, I outdrank these two Irish bikers, nailed hot Swedish twins, kicked 12 marine's asses, invented the wheel and then got stuck in a tree."
"Fuckin' epic, mate!!!"

by Andy Hutchings December 31, 2007

epic fail

failing so bad at something that its a totally laughable matter.

teacher: spell the word, cupcake

student: k, u, p, k, a, k, e.

epic fail

by Diiesel February 12, 2009

EPIC.

"EPIC." is actually a completely different word than "Epic", it is heightened exponentially. The spelling difference is that EPIC. is in all capitals at all times, and the period is actually married to the capitalized letters. For example, "EPIC ." <the period and the capitilzed letters are divorced in a way, and "EPIC." <the capitilized letters and the period are married. If the period and the capitilized letter are not married, then it is not the same word as "EPIC.". Anything including stealing, commandeering, pirates, YARR, french toast, KY jelly wrestling, pudding wrestling, jell-o wrestling, etc. are all included as being EPIC.

Andrew: Dude, being a pirate is going to be awesome!
Clay: Sir, I do think you misspelled EPIC.

Clay: The July 4th party will be EPIC. on all accounts!

by Andrew Stanfield June 23, 2006

epic manuever

An action so immensely amazing or extremely stupid both for the betterment of the party.Also can apply when someone totally owns someone or something so hard.

Did you just jump over that moving car?
.. yah blindfolded...
..WoW what an epic manuever

by epic child September 24, 2006

epic

Used to describe something very imposing, impressive, or extraordinary. Commonly coupled with words such as "fail" or "win". Something that is epic can be extraordinarily awesome, or extraordinarily blunderous. Although the word's definition has been warped by the internet population, something that is epic is usually something that can be remembered for a long while. "Epic" is commonly misused because something that is supposedly "epic" is actually rather unexciting and not out of the ordinary.

This is a quagmire of epic proportions.

Did you see me pwn that noob in Counter Strike? It was an epic win!

by Shinobi96 February 5, 2009