Elf

someone who lives in Estonia or is ethnically Estonian

person 1: that guy over there is super short and has pointy ears. he looks like an elf
person 2: that's because he's estonian

by Denmark denier August 7, 2023

Elf

entitled little fuck

Karen is one humongous elf.

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.

My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!

by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023

Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but gay and more lesbian than billie eilish

he got that sadness in his eyes u only see in elf bar american gothic gay porn

by busybrat July 6, 2024