dirty Danishia

A dirty Danishia, is when you projectile crap all over a man named George's chest while reading a magazine about clown porn.

I just did a dirty Danishia all over his chest.

by Bobby_Smith_The_3rd October 7, 2021

apple danish

Vagina, used in the context of oral sex.

I really enjoyed eating her apple danish for beeakfast.

by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021

Aliff Danish

Someone's boyfriend and husband to be.

Oh look thats Aliff Danish the cute mf that belongs to me.

by necr0bear April 14, 2022

The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 20, 2024

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

Mr Danish baby

When a man cums in a girls mouth and she spits it on her vagina, thus getting her pregnant

That guy gage is DEFINITELY a mr Danish baby

by Brindob March 12, 2026

Going for a Danish

Masturbation. An expression widely used in Scandinavian countries, though translated into the local language. For example: går till en Danska (Sweden), går til en Dansk (Norway), menee tanskaksi (Finland).

Alone in his flat, Erik streamed Debbie Does Dallas and found himself going for a Danish.

by riggbeck September 2, 2018