Legit Dickling33

Legit dickling33 is someone who is very rapeable and gets touched everyday and is shit at Fortnite. They also goon all day and get molested by their brother. They also love foot jobs

Guy 1: wow that guy is very Legit dickling33

Guy 2: wdym all I see is a guy getting raped by his older brother while he gets 200 pumped by an npc in Fortnite while getting a footjob

Guy 1: Sybau

Gurt: yo

by Legit dickling toucher May 11, 2025

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

dicking around

messing around while being an asshole

N: your a bitch

R: *cries*
N: sorry. I was just dicking around

by diesel319 February 21, 2015

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016

Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.

Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.

by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017

Dickclination

The noun for the type of dick pic one is inclined, has a liking for, or preference

His dickclination is for pics that feature a full bush and a half chub.

by BALG December 7, 2017

Dickskin

To skull a glass of wine

Brad: hey let's rip a couple dickskins!
Kyle: I'm too fucked for a dickskin dude.

by Lilcumlord November 24, 2018