derp

Derp... is an acronym for
D.Don't
E.Ever
R.Rape
P.Pigs

farmer: HEY!! WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PIGS!!
child: I'm raping them
farmer: STOP! THIS FARM BELIEVES IN DERP

by daxtonizawesome September 11, 2011

Derp

The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary

You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.

by Daraghderp November 16, 2010

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010

Derisionist

in the field of propaganda punditry; a commentator specializing in sarcastically referencing those of any other opinion but their own. .... see also, "bigot".

Rush Limbaugh's success gave rise to hundreds of radio talk show derisionists.

by Steven nln December 31, 2008

DEMPSTER

The Dempster Highway a road that streaches over 200miles,located in northern canada you can see the northern lights on a good day.

hey lets go down the Dempster highway and see the northern lights

by AZMO1986 March 12, 2009

depstressed

The condition of being simultaneously depressed and stressed

God, between being inconsolably sad for losing my dad and all this non-stop planning for his memorial service, I'm completely depstressed.

by NotDifficultJustDefinite June 3, 2016

Dempsey

A very dumb person that loves to sit on his ass and play fortnite all day sometime set up in his backyard to say that he is doing exercise but is just really playing fortnite

Oi Mum I’m going outside to be Dempsey

by Ray Ray brown April 8, 2019