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Defunkle

A word that has no meaning at all, it exist only for this urban dictionary entry.
I was typing random stuff into the urban dictionary when I stumbled across "Defunkle"
by suggon D. September 19, 2021
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defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex
a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!
by jjolson January 3, 2011
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Defensive Consultant

A hockey player who is overpaid to stand in a defensive position without any tangible results.
Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
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Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.
I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.
by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011
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defenefuck

Amalgamation of Definitely and Fuck (the mild curse word), Often used when the user wants to communicate a sense of extreme urgency about something.
You should defenefuck get your dog to the Vet immediately.
by AS04 July 11, 2017
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Defense Force

A term used by people who are too stupid to form any other arguement agaisnt the fans of a product.
"Here comes the Defense Force to protect their product, they are mega virgins!!1!111!1!11111!!!!!!!!1!1
by Densest May 25, 2018
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Defenestrate

To throw someone (or something) out of the window

Synonyms: yeet
I want to defenestrate my computer
by HEck FricK February 18, 2019
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