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Dual wielding

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
Bro I was totally dual wielding last night. Major splash damage.
by Captain Splash October 21, 2018
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Douvalanga

Oi Kathy ya douvalanga
by Juan melipnoss November 9, 2018
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Divalious

Just perfect in every way from the top of your head to the sole of your feet! well put together in every aspect of your life!
She walked in the room and was so dam Divalious everyone stopped and stared at her.
by Adivapro November 29, 2018
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dualvert

Someone who preys on the people who are in strained relationships. Usually for hopes of being a rebound, however it can be to soley to gain something.. Not necessarily just a romantic relationship. Other reasons for being a dualvert are one or several reasons including: Money, status, gifts, exposure, upper hand, praise, revenge, power, social ladder, sex, nepotism, a sick psychological gratification, megalomania fuel, a sense of purpose... all done for a firmly selfish and personally gratifying reason. Once you or the other has figured out, you can see how you were the victim(s) of someone who is greasy, evil, trifilin, inauthentic, poisonous, cruel, predatory, and narcissistic. This dualvert sees the pain and strain. Your gaurd being down , (s)he pays attention to everything seeing your weaknesses and seeing your constitution. This person will use all this against you and as ammo. Becareful of the dualvert they are an emotional parasite.
Linda went dualvert on Chad and Beth's recent break up.

Keep away from Adam he has dualverted his attention to you.

Dualverts are not really your friend.

I got played by that bitch ass dualvert Mark.
by takEaQuaalude January 15, 2019
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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
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dual-clutch transmission

A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.
I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
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davalyn

Super pretty! Usually a twin. Fucking swaggy!
Woah she’s so swaggy... why is there two of them?!?!!? Ohhhh that’s Davalyn!
by Hot Cheeto Girl October 17, 2019
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