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douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.
douchebag quotient by woozefa August 11, 2009

Douchebag Sweep 

When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.

Douchebag Patriot 

Someone who proclaims his/her support for the constitution, limited government, personal liberties, and the free market yet derides people who choose to vote for candidates that actually support these ideas because such candidates are deemed "un-electable".
Douchebag Patriot: You're voting for Gary Johnson? A vote for Gary Johnson is a vote for Obama! You need to vote for Romney!

Non-douche: First, I can assure you that voting for Gary Johnson will in no way add any votes to Obama's count. Secondly, Gary Johnson actually stands for the things that I feel are important, Romney only says what he thinks will get him re-elected. Romney's record does not reflect anything that you claim to support.

Douchebag Patriot: You must secretly be a liberal. Gary Johnson won't win. Romney may not be my first choice but we have to defeat Obama! This election is too important!

Non-douche: I wish I had a dollar for every person who has told me that they aren't voting for Gary Johnson or Ron Paul because they can't win. The idea that this election is somehow more important than any other is merely the same recycled hogwash that we hear every election year in an attempt to win third party supporters over for another RINO. Voting for Romney will only assure that we will get another RINO next time.

Douchebag Patriot: You're an idiot! I am going to block you now.

Douchebag Curl 

The single curled strand of hair that remains after gelling back one's hair. This sort of curl is usually associated with someone who finds pleasure in other peoples misery. People who rock this hair style have been known to wear dark colored pin stripe suits, bowler hats, and reek of cologne.
The business man with the douchebag curl, leveled an orphanage to make room for a potential Wal-Mart Supercenter parking lot.

"Man....George must have woken up with a douchebag curl. He kicked sand in that little girls face, peed on that Ginger Family, and stole my root beer."
Douchebag Curl by Peacock Dragon December 8, 2009

Douchebag Delight 

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.

Douchebag Jar 

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.
(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!
Douchebag Jar by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011