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ultimate douchebag

A game derived from ultimate frisbee in which one player starts by picking a douche bag out of the crowd around them. The next player then chooses someone they think is douchey-er. Then another player again tries to one-up the previous douchebag. Players are allowed to challenge someones douchebag if they believe it is not douchey-er than the previous. Who ever picked the douche then has a chance to point out what makes their douche so douchey, and to try to convince other player(s) to allow their pick. If the choice is not accepted, that player is "out" of the game. Other players continue playing as such until the ultimate douchebag is found and all others surrender.
Can be played with 2 or more people. Best in crowded locations such as airports, sporting events, and New Jersey.
1. "That 3 hour lay over flew by once we started that game of ultimate douchebag, I was so busy looking around for douchebags I forgot to look at my watch!"

2. "That man with all the hair gel and ed hardy shirt is my first pick for ultimate douchebag"
by sparrow802 July 27, 2010
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redefining douchebag

A douchebag who posts redundant definitions on Urban Dictionary. A redefiner.
Redefining Douchebag: I think I'll post a definition of "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary.

Intelligent Person: But there are 219 definitions of "douchebag" there already. What do you have to say that hasn't already been said multiple times before?

Redefining Douchebag: Duhhh... I guess I could offer myself as an example...
by Soph0phile December 18, 2011
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Agreed on the Douchebag

When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009
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Schrödinger‘s douchebag

A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions
Donald trump can be called a schrödinger‘s douchebag
by Mrs anon April 2, 2022
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doucebagary

partaking in the action of being a doucebag.
The republican uprising on tax day was nothing more than utter doucebagary.
by howlinscot April 15, 2009
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douchebacle

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.
The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.
by jwalker720 August 24, 2010
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douchebag

What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.
A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".
by Arch0wl May 14, 2005
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