dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Double Dicking

A man cheatin on his woman with another person. Or a woman cheatin with two men.

My man is Double Dicking with me and another bitch.

by Yodiggity July 20, 2009

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010

turtle dicking

The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)

"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"

"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"

by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

red hot dicking

are you joking me

Holly:Hey freak
Cheyanna: Shut up your a Cheesebutt
Holly: Are you Red hot dicking me right now!!!

by Holly and Cheyanna October 29, 2008