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Day-Glo Tan

A bright orange tan usually sported by people who are under the delusion it makes them look hot and not like a Oompa loompa.
Wow look at that chick's day-glo tan
by Popko April 30, 2011
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Day One

Day one is a term stolen by basic women (and men) for their "insta" captions. It references a person that is close friend. The term is really referring to someone that has been there since your day one and therefore should only be used by twins who have a literal day one.
Thats my twin he is my actual day one.
by MTVCribs November 30, 2018
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Day dreaming

something you usually do while accidentally staring at a girl's rack
*Me day dreaming and staring into space, coincidentally looking straight at a girl*
Hot girl: OMG, why are you staring at my rack??? fucking perv
Me: "Fuck"
by Seannnnnny May 27, 2011
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day care brat

The spawn of a yuppie and a soccer mom, who is raised not by loving parents but in a group-oriented place called a Day Care Center. There, the day care brat learns neither discipline nor manners.

Female day care brats, who are usually named Tyler, Tayler, Madison, Foxworthy, or Sheboygan, learn to speak in a loud, whiney, nasal voice, and continue to do this throughout their lives. This is called "being assertive."

Male day care brats are discouraged from exhibiting masculine behavior, which is called aggressive. However, this behavior is expected of the females.

These ill-mannered, shallow, and self-centered people are taught to think in groups, rather than as individuals. The trend continues into the workplace, where bosses raised in Day Care Centers encourage group thinking and group solutions to problems. This, of course, discourages discoveries by independent thinkers, such as Newton, Einstein, and Szilard.
Mofette is a day care brat. Her whiney voice can be heard throughout the mall. Obviously, her soccer mom never looked up her name in a dictionary, but gave it to her because it was trendy.
by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005
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Day-Z

Day-Z Gale is ace.
by Daisy2552 January 18, 2009
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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007
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day-by-day calendar

MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
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