Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.
by AgentColdShadow February 13, 2016
Whenever in a group setting, whether in real life or on the internet, saying "CRY IRL" means that something is making you sad, and you are crying about it in real life, despite not actually crying.
by CryingNonStop June 13, 2011
A bullshit phrase that generic white middle school boys use to try and nullify the argument. Most of the time the user if fatherless.
by Gg gamer July 31, 2022
by Migivf May 30, 2017
Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.
"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."
by Bucko702 April 26, 2012
Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).
That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.
She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.
by holy markeral! March 06, 2007
1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work
by patentleathertweezers December 16, 2011