A drink popular in New Zeland. Cruisers are often drunk by teenage girls. Crusaders should be reserved for females as they taste like a fizzy drink but for pussies. Cruisers are sometimes drunk by teenage boys who believe they are “too cool” for beer but in reality they can’t drink anything but fizzy drinks. These boys who drink cruisers are normally absolute pussies.
Person 1: Did you hear Jeremy drinks vodka cruisers!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
Person 2: What a bitch he can’t even stomach beer so he has to drink lollie water!
by Cunt6996 July 11, 2021
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by Johnny X May 9, 2005
Get the Cruise leics mug.A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
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Also a noun referring to anything and everything.
Actually can be used to replace any word. Ever.
Originally found in a McDonald's playplace.
Also a noun referring to anything and everything.
Actually can be used to replace any word. Ever.
Originally found in a McDonald's playplace.
Kate: Does that sign say "Crivet?"
Ben: I think it does... Can you even read?
Kate: Well.... Crivets!
Ben: oookay...
Ben: I think it does... Can you even read?
Kate: Well.... Crivets!
Ben: oookay...
by technologyishatingonmetoday July 30, 2011
Get the Crivet mug.The pimp Chryster PT Cruiser that is driven by at the moment, the coolest motherfucker alive. And just so you know, the cruiser is beats.
by PhilipRyan May 1, 2006
Get the the cruiser mug.When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.
Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.
The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.
My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.
The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.
My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.
by David and Hampton May 2, 2006
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