Definitions by PhilipRyan

the cruiser

The pimp Chryster PT Cruiser that is driven by at the moment, the coolest motherfucker alive. And just so you know, the cruiser is beats.

Eric: Hey JB, does the cruiser have beats?

JB: You dumb bastard, the cruiser IS beats.

Merch

An exlaimation of astonished confusion. Similar to the phrase "What the Hell" or "Holy Shit".

Little Billie: "Mom the dog got stuck in the garden hose again!"

Mom: "What the duece!"

Merch