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emotional cruise

A phenomenon where a mainland Chinese person cries because mainland China is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022) when the same country is also the world's most populous country.
Mainland China, being the world's most populous country, is the only country in the world that bans the Tom Cruise movies "Top Gun" (1986) and "Top Gun 2: Maverick" (2022), hence causing a phenomenon known as "emotional cruise".
by Emotional Cruiser May 25, 2024
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Space-Cruising

Yo bro I just went Space-Cruising and had an epiphany
by Fredegunde July 21, 2019
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Cruising

Being homosexual and out in public at the same time.
Yeahhh, I haven't been cruising as hard recently, what with the steep-as-dick gas prices and the drop in temperature. Oooh, which reminds me - I have to order some new scarves.
by brikk12367 September 24, 2022
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cruising round

In boxing, a cruising round is when a boxer slackens off on any offensive actions which are taxing on the body.
Ali's cruising round against Foreman was necessary for Ali to rest a little bit while continuing to tire Foreman out.
by JCA/Bremerton August 1, 2024
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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Pleasure Cruise

Working for XYZ Company was no Pleasure Cruise.
by Pretty_Handsome_Unisex May 30, 2022
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dews-cruise

The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.
Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.
by enricorome February 11, 2010
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