critical ass

noun: pertaining to assholes who participate in monthly gatherings of Critical Mass bicycle rides through metropolitan areas (i.e. downtown Chicago) whom are known to think they are holier than thou because they ride a bike. Often with convoluted sense of pride and treat it as a lifestyle instead of what it is...just a mode of transportation.

That guys a critical ass always showing up drunk to ride.

Critical ass blocking traffic once again.

by av99999 August 19, 2008

Citi Field

The spectacular new home of the New York Mets, located at the border of Flushing and Corona in the Borough of Queens. The food is fantastic.

Citi Field makes Yankee Stadium look like a septic tank.

by ICSHialeah August 3, 2009

Gender critical

A fancy phrase terfs use for transphobia.

"Joanne says she's gender critical, but she's just a transphobic fuck."

"I'm gender critical, leave me be!!!!! I can invalidite your identity however I want!!1"

by Jordan Pilgrim August 31, 2021

Citizen's Bounce

Similar to Citizens Arrest.

When one is forcibly removed from a bar by a fellow citizen, due to extreme inebriation or bad behavior, using the phrase "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go".

A Citizen's Bounce:

Drunk Guy: "Yo man, I'm so drunk right now"
Bouncer lightly pushes on Drunk Guy's chest
Bouncer: "You gotta go, bro, you gotta go"

by C-Block Pro July 1, 2008

caitie bear

Is a lovie dovie term when used as a nickname for only the beautiful caitlins in the world.

Oh caitie bear you make me so happy.

by pookieboo8907 December 17, 2010

Critical ass

The point at which critical mass of the ass is reached, prompting one to immediately find a bathroom and empty contents of said ass; esp. problematic for the work dumper who would rather get paid to defecate but instead has to take care of business before leaving the house.

Graham: I reached critical ass this morning and was 20 mins late to work.

John: Critical what?

by Grahamfw December 7, 2011

gender critical

A euphemism for transphobic. Not to be confused with being critical of gender, which many trans people are.

The gender critical forum spends all day engaging in targeted harassment of trans people

by Queen Buttrix February 12, 2022