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Crying Cock

A temporary, harmless aching or pain in the testicles caused by prolonged sexual arousal with out ejaculation
“I have a Crying Cock right now, at least send a titty pic.”
by Wordmasterbater February 16, 2026
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Cryingns

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Crying-tologists

Crying-tologist

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Crying-tologists** *(noun, plural)*: A pejorative term used to describe far-right Republican supporters of Donald Trump, characterized by their cult-like devotion to him, unwavering belief in his statements (no matter how outlandish or false), and a tendency to aggressively defend or rationalize his most egregious actions—including multiple allegations of sexual assault, his association with convicted sex traffickers, and his disturbing, publicly documented comments about his daughter Ivanka’s appearance and implied inappropriate attraction.
The term blends *"crying"* (referencing their perpetual victimhood, outrage over perceived slights, and tearful defenses of Trump’s indefensible behavior) with *"Scientologists"* (a nod to the blind, dogmatic adherence seen in high-control groups). Crying-tologists often dismiss credible accusations as "fake news," engage in conspiracy theories to protect Trump’s image, and exhibit extreme hypocrisy by condemning similar behavior in political opponents while excusing it in their leader.

Example usage:*
"No matter how many times Trump admits to grabbing women without consent or hangs out with Epstein, the Crying-tologists will still scream ‘witch hunt’ and blame the deep state."*
Those Crying-tologists republicans worship Donald J Trump like he is the mesiah
by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025
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Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.
Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!
by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025
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Crying

Crying happens when you cry while driving.
When I was talking to my best friend about losing my 12 year old puppy, I started crying while driving.
by GrannyRuby August 19, 2025
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Cracker Craving

When someone has the urge to only hook up with white people.
Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."
by The Cookie Eating Monster July 12, 2011
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breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.
Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011
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