crames

Someone who has a face which resembles pizza, in that it is triangular with beedy olive eyes, a mushroom nose, and a sausage mouth.

Look at John's crames face. If I punched that it would ooze grease for a month.

by Lolbert January 1, 2008

cock sucker cramps

cock sucker cramps: look on a person face in which eyes and mouth are wide open. Known as the deer in the headlights look.

Vicky had a bad case of cock sucker cramps after Steve told her he gave her a STD.

by thewombbeater October 29, 2011

crambosho

An utterly, and supremely charming man. Usually that of awesome descent and typical perfection.

Man, that guy is so crambosho!

by crambosho December 4, 2009

Cramping

Camping on a cruise ship.

She slept under the stars while cramping on the cruise.

by Buffalonians October 22, 2019

bumjammin' cramhole

1) The anus, used for anal sex.

2) Derogatory term meaning "asshole" or "idiot."

1) Wow, I'd really like to take a spin in her bumjammin' cramhole.

2) Wow, that Liam is a real bumjammin' cramhole.

by mazbot August 17, 2006

Cocksucker Cramp

When you see a woman who always has her mouthopen. Also described as a mouthbreather.

Look at that bitch she cant close her mouth she must have a mean cocksucker cramp.

by Symo52 December 17, 2008

Cramping my style

Someone embarassing you and or well cramping your style.

*Dad dancing*

You: DAD YOU'RE CRAMPING MY STYLE!

*Mom singing in the car, friend in a car next to you*
You: OMFG MOM YOU'RE CRAMPING MY STYLE!

by CrEePeR aLeRt January 23, 2011