Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

Cactus

A prickly plant that is fun to drop on people.

Ow, that cactus was dropped on me and now my head hurts.

by Jepotle/Jep March 26, 2009

craccum

Craccum is the Latin transation for 'shit', or so I'm told (don't hold it against me if that's incorrect, I've got dodgy sources...). It's also the magazine put out weekly by Auckland University. If you can ever get your hands on it, read it. Certain conservative people with too many convictions (and fundamentalist right-wing christians) will probably find it highly offensive, but that's no reason for you not to read it. You can write outraged letters to the editor which will provide other readers with even more entertainment. The magazine is compiled of some very humourous and witty articles. The major reason I'm such a Craccum addict is because of the style and attitude that comes through from the writers. I would attempt to describe it but I'm sure I would just do it an injustice. The only way you you can see what I'm talking about is read it.

Check out - www.craccum.com. They haven't updated it in how long but you'll still get a taste. However, I wholey recommend that you get the real deal. Nothing will compare.

by ice_berg September 23, 2004

Crace

Crace is when you have sand lodged between you butt cheeks.

Don't you hate crace after the beach.

by Daxton$$$$$$ June 9, 2018

Cactus Vibes

Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe

Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight

Emily : Fuck off

Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes

by CACTUSVIBES May 12, 2018

Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack Records is a record label founded by rapper Travis Scott. The label's current acts include Scott, Sheck Wes, Don Toliver, Luxury Tax, WondaGurl, and Scott's DJ, Chase B. The label also has its own publishing division, Cactus Jack Publishing. ITS LIT!

Im so happy Don Toliver signed with Cactus Jack

by astroxibby January 27, 2021

Bitch Cactus

Bitch Cactus; one that is often bitchy or a prick. Can be used for both male or females.

Jess: "Em pass me my juice"

Emma: "No, Fuck you"

Jess: " Stop being such a bitch Cactus and do it!"

by jacquelineKHS May 30, 2011