When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
by Brillo! February 16, 2023
Get the Cum Cough mug.When you are smoking marijuana and over-oxygenate so you can hold your breath for a long time. Usually involving cold weather or ice bongs.
by Allegorycorey October 31, 2023
Get the Wim cough mug.Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
Get the cough about nothing mug.Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023
Get the cough about nothing mug.A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023
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by lukas1337 December 5, 2023
Get the Coughing Facts mug.1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
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