eye contact blow job

What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.

Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves

Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis

by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006

coctapus

a man bitch, or a guy thats getting on your nerves; used by males or females but mostly females describing their boyfriends or idiots that just wanna get some ass.

My stupid coctapus of a boyfriend just hung up on me again!

by kuh-laire May 17, 2006

contact embarrassment

When you are with a person that is doing something embarrassing.

If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.

by chocolate12121212 April 14, 2012

CoDtard

Derogatory term for people who like to play Call Of Duty, an expansion of the term tard. Normally used by people with inferior FPS skills that prefer simpler games like 'My Horse And Me', and 'Left4Dead'

"Man, he is such a CoDtard! Oh noes, zombies are eating my horse's brain!"

by Grukk December 9, 2008

Coltan

A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.

That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.

by Marshanic August 31, 2010

Cortana Dragoon

sum1 who dusnt hav a life
needs a new name cos that ones goony

get sumfin betta u goon
cortana dragoon

by revenge is sweet September 12, 2005

cortasiah

Cortasiah is a loving,mean(we she wanna be) person.. She makes friends easily and she is athletic. She have no butt, but its growing. And she is very short,and lazy.

Me “ dayumm who is that?”

Person “ that got to be a Cortasiah”

by Definer 2233 August 26, 2019