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cooter slap

This is when a chick puts her cooter on your foarhead as an insult. It is similar to T-bagging
She cooter slapped him to embarres him
cooter slap by sexscandelous January 1, 2009

cooter cakes 

1 a vagina that looks like moldy cake,

2 an annoying person who puts out,
3 an underage minor who looks for older men in chatrooms
That girl is a cooter cake.
Her cooter cakes are all over.
Those cooter cakes are stale.
cooter cakes by cuba_cuba August 1, 2010

cooter papy 

vagina, pussy, box, cunt, twat, vag hole, beaver,bearded clam, poon,poon tang, slit, mans best friend, monky, happy place, lube machine, vag, reason for divorce, reason guys are broke, why i go to your moms house, or any other slang word for the female reproductive organ.
Last night i ate your moms cooter papy

your girlfriend needs to shave her bearded clam or i aint going to touch her cooter papy
cooter papy by COOTER PAPY June 18, 2008

Cooter Scooter 

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.
Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.

Cooter punch 

When you slurp a female's cum out of her vagina
"I'm gonna go get me some of that cooter punch today," said Tommy
#wetpussy

Cooter Crickets 

ML has some sick ass cooter crabs.
Cooter Crickets by B.Schiff and ML February 26, 2005