cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

chooky sauce

a delicate sauce used to add flavor to a sizzling eastern Japanese dish called sooky

i would pour some of that there chooky sauce all over that sooki and devour it like godzilla devoured many of the Chinese people.

by richard peters December 30, 2010

Cooked

Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016

yann cooke

always passes the vibe check

bruh look it’s a yann cooke, he’s just vibin i ain’t stressin

by FeistierThrone October 18, 2019

cook

1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone

i just cooked that girl over there last night.

by 001011Gull65444K0 January 19, 2008

Back like cooked crack

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

by Shenanigans February 11, 2005

to cookylelanews

To cookylela news means to work on one of the best kids' newspapers out there, CookyLela News. It can also mean to apply to CookyLela News, to watch a CookyLela Podnews, or simply anything related to Cooky and Lela's universe.

I didn't answer your call because I was cookylelanewsing. I never have any motivation to cookylelanews.

by Lelasta November 14, 2021