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Confuzzled

1. The feeling when you are confused while also extremely puzzled about what is going on and not knowing at all what to do.

2. When your emotions are all over the place and you have no idea what you truly feel.

Usually independently made up by a random middle school boy boosting his ego and feeling proud about himself "coming up with a new word."
Josh was confuzzled about what to feel when his friend Sarah supposedly cheated on his best friend Terrance, but also somehow continued to like her at the same time and not knowing the full story of what exactly occurred.
by An0nny442 March 18, 2023
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Positive Confusion

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010
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Crotch-Confidence

Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.
During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.
by Bee-Money May 8, 2013
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Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.
Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
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Dick confetti

I blew some dick confetti all over Cyndi's face. It was super sweet.
by Puntilla August 27, 2017
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Hella confused

Beyond {shook}. Beyond confused. Wig gone. Wig flew. {Shookith}. {Amazed}.
Our teacher said our report was due on {Tuesday}, she gave us the report on {Monday}.

I was {Hella confused}.
by Hella confused July 30, 2018
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