Coitus Concerto

a violin technique/ sex move utilized in the motion picture "The Red Violin." This technique can only be mastered by the highest virtuoso in which you have sex and play violin at the same time. Use of a fermata ensures long sustained orgasm on the last note.

A: what were you to doing in the bass closet?
B: Coitus Concerto
A:Yeah, I had her wet at molto expressivo presto.

by Satou Minatsuki May 20, 2012

Showerhead Concert

To put it lightly ... "self-love"

He told me to have fun in the shower... so I threw a showerhead concert!

by Chris9234 November 4, 2013

Fat Concert

A large gathering of overweight, nude males or females, all grinding and fornicating with each other.

I think the fat bitch in our school had a fat concert last night, there were pictures of a large pile of larger people that were naked and wet.

by Flavor Flav May 5, 2014

Vine concentration

When you cant concentrate for more than two seconds

When kate and muj watched a movie, they couldnt help but look at twitter feeds and instagram due to their vine concentration

by Mental7272 February 27, 2015

Jimmy Concert

A gathering with way too many dudes and not enough females, a.k.a a sausage party

Man, I was gonna go to that party at the TKE house, but once I got there I realized it was a total jimmy concert.

by JoeMama888 June 6, 2018

Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.

Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression

by Some Dumb British Twat January 30, 2020

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020