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Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~
With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!
by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016
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Reaction control system

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.
Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.
by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017
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Zain control

The ability of a girl to control one's penis by making him hard at any time she desires.

Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.
-Holy shit man! How'd you manage to have sex six times a day??

- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!
by Barco Polo April 27, 2020
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Scuf Controller

A gaming controller with extra paddles/buttons, grip, and thumb sticks with the main purpose of being able to do in game things like, jump, switch weapons without lifting your thumbs from the sticks. Any controller like this is a scuf controller. The best brand of these are from SCUF.
Guy 1: yo bro what controller u use?
Guy 2: I’m on a scuf controller bro
by Poopmer7 January 3, 2021
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Janky Controls

A mixture of bugginess, minor glitches, strange animations, bizarre control schemes and any other number of possible occurrences or abnormalities.
Fix the janky controls, friend! This could be a great game, those controls though..
by tKzp3ukghUvFnjkF February 28, 2022
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Ground Control

The person in the group (who is either sober or (more rarely) uses the drug so much it hardly affects them) who watches over the others who may be under the effects of drugs, usually hallucinogens like shrooms or acid. Their job is to watch over everyone and make sure they’re safe. Most of the time, their job is to keep you from having a bad trip (panic attacks and stuff) and maybe acting rash.
“Just bagged some shrooms, who wants to be ground control?”
by iamthesandguardian September 24, 2023
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Nintendo 64 Controller

A beautiful yet almost unusable monstrosity, that may also be used as a kinky sex device. Watch out for the control stick...
Yo dude what you think of the Nintendo 64 Controller, its well trash for gaming but for butt stuff...
by YerBoiGDog September 23, 2019
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