comfy dump

When you are sitting nice {comfy} on the {toilet} in a relaxed state and your back is reclined while you are taking a {dump}. It is defined by the position of the back and also a peace of mind !

Man I've had a really long day and I can't wait to get home to my OWN {toilet} and take a nice comfy dump.

by kin42750 June 17, 2011

Companionator

A euphemism for a pimp.

Commonly used my individuals professing to be 'businessmen', whose job it is to "bring the love together'.

Can be applied both literally or as a metaphor for being down on life.

"I'm not a pimp. I consider myself a Companionator. I'm all about bringing the love together."

by Idonothing September 23, 2015

Garbage compacting

The sexual act of taking multiple things in the ass.

Steve was garbage compacting with Chris.

by mtddddddddddddd May 21, 2008

formerly enjoyed companion

The politically correct term for your slut ex girl friend.

I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion.

by Howell June 23, 2007

Alaskan Trash Compactor

Your girlfriend doesn’t shit for a week and then you proceed to violently fuck her ass until the shit is nicely compacted into a shape of your choosing, then you freeze it and shove it back into her ass.

Yo bro I tried the Alaskan Trash Compactor with her last night and her asshole quivered when I stuck it in for the second time!

by HotDiggityDamner April 20, 2019

comp

a highly talented and skilled rapper who made the song "Do Sumptin'" for the "Cradle 2 the Grave Soundtrack" (track 4)

hes a comp wannabee

by Langwij~Master May 11, 2003

compaq

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.

Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"

by Punkhead May 28, 2005