1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.
"Yo dude, where's Dave?"
"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
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"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."
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by ltstlkbtspcshps August 17, 2011
Get the Carb Coma Cuddle mug.Slang for the k-hole, also known as the k hole. An enraptured state of retardation often mistaken for enlightenment by the habitual abusers of ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic that incapacitates users' higher level thinking skills in exchange for disembodied hallucinations.
Arctor hoovered the donkey dust and nestled into the recliner to spend the day in a rainbow coma. He thought he was god. His mind swallowed the universe like a corn dog, turning it inside out and twisting it beyond comprehension.
Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
Get the rainbow coma mug.A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.
Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.
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-a memory foam mattress covered in lilac jersey sheets and multiple used comforters and pillow cases on several pillows located in between two windows, covered in sheer colorful curtains, facing a deep wood in a sparkley ice blue room with icy accents sporadically placed among the room, a furry red cat lay at the end of the bed, a gray day.
-hot chocolate, a frigged, icy, snowy day in december.
-eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, a rainy day.
-sharing below zero nights outdoors with a meteor shower.
-pj shorts, big old shirt, floor bed, practical magic, velveeta, open blinds, rainy day.
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-a memory foam mattress covered in lilac jersey sheets and multiple used comforters and pillow cases on several pillows located in between two windows, covered in sheer colorful curtains, facing a deep wood in a sparkley ice blue room with icy accents sporadically placed among the room, a furry red cat lay at the end of the bed, a gray day.
-hot chocolate, a frigged, icy, snowy day in december.
-eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, a rainy day.
-sharing below zero nights outdoors with a meteor shower.
-pj shorts, big old shirt, floor bed, practical magic, velveeta, open blinds, rainy day.
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