community college

A place where you prolong your eventual dropping out of college.

Dude, community college is so boring.

by mysr October 19, 2006

Austin Community College

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.

Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

by KickItChick December 16, 2008

Kaplan College

the only college you will ever find in a mall

i couldn't get into community college so i went to kaplan college

by CBJDOE October 26, 2009

cat collector

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Loreto College

Loreto College is a catholic institution, everyone who goes there is sexy af and are WAY smarter than the absolute gremlins that lurk around in Xaverian. but the maths department is gayyyy

“where college did you go to?” Omar
“Loreto college” Niamh
“hell yeah you must be elite” Omar

by TheAwesomeGingerOne November 13, 2019

Phoenix collegiate

Phoenix is such a shit school tmmm getting reports for no reason the food is dry and nasty and they charge u like £1.80 for food 💀they only give £2.30 for free school meals 😢 the teachers are nasty 😍

"I'm going to Phoenix collegiate!"
"U gonna go to therapy too?"

by Bigmanmrsmith October 11, 2021

nightmare sister colleague

A workplace cohort who has taken it upon herself to take on the role of a nightmare sister, finding ways to endlessly embarrass, harass, prank and annoy you to the point of near-insanity.

When I wake up some mornings I find myself breaking out in a cold sweat just imagining the weird and unexpected things my nightmare sister colleague might do to me that day.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019