Athletes Cock

A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.

Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!

Roger: Yes!

by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009

Cock Joke

This Retarded Unfunny Joke that the internet won't shut the fuck up about

Captain: Hey Steve!
Steve: Wha-
Captain: Cock Joke

by literal asshole August 02, 2021

Cock worshiping

1.To sexually crave a penis whether soft or erect to the point where you do tasks and things asked for the person who you are cock worshipping to receive sex with this person and his cock

2. You like penis so much you crave it you always want it in you or on you or atleast around you always sucking on it or face fucking it or giving it a handjob or even playing with it while the person is asleep

Bro this bitch is a cock worshiping freak

by Savethepolarbears September 18, 2019

Cock propaganda

When you send a bitch a picture of a dick that is not yours, bigger and better than yours, typically a cock you googled. Misleading cock pics to bag a babe.

Chuck: Hey Matt, how did you get that smokeshow to sleep you.

Matt: I used a little cock propaganda and got a huge cock pic off of google and sent it to her.

by Aj36mason December 13, 2018

Clash of Cocks

The mobile game Clash of Clans but porn is associated with it. There is lots of sword fighting.

Nerd: Yo dude wanna go play some clash of clans?
Pervert: Hell nah I wanna go play some Clash of Cocks instead. You get to fight with dick swords.

by Kurapika Kurta September 08, 2019

cock hero

A JOI-style video where guys masturbate and attempt to match their stokes to the tempo and last until the end of the song. It's like Guitar Hero, but with an orgasm instead of a high score.

My strokes were way off beat during my last round of Cock Hero, but I still came, so I won anyway.

by Lizzie Bear Fox December 16, 2013

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 04, 2017