Batty Clart

Originating from german for "bum hole", Batty Clart is a derogatory term of an office cleric or simply another person.

Wheres John?
He's a Batty Clart

by john terry6 May 10, 2009

cert

Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

certifiction

a certificate of fictional worth.

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.

by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010

certs

Short for Concerta, a medication which is commonly prescribed to people with learning disabilities. Often abused by college students.

I just wrote 8 pages off the certs

by laurentyethagenius September 24, 2016

Clart

A large dry aged Rib of beef.

"Yo bro I'm having a cook-up" - Stephane

"Want me to grab a clart?" - Nelson

by Urbanboi2020 January 6, 2021

certilate

ur mum

i'm certilate

by poppy supot April 25, 2022