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Fear of Chuck Norris

"I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"

"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"

chucked a yougan 

Very widely used in the South West of Sydney.
A "yougan" is an aboriginal creature from the dreamtime that would always ruin a corroboree (telling of a story through dance).
So when someone ruins a story or tells an unfunny joke they chucked a yougan!!
Joe: Where are you going Bill
Bill: I'm going to your aunty's house for sex
Joe: My aunty just died
Sam: Bill, you just chucked a yougan

The Chuck Norris 

Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.
Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?

um chucka willy 

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:

"Um chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove, he was a mean mutha fucka you could tell by his clothes.

He had a black suede jacket and a big hairy ass. His balls were as big as the tits on Mama Cass.

He lined a hundred girls up against the wall and he sweared to the devil that he'd fuck 'em all. On the 98th one he had to stop, cuz a fraction of his balls were about to pop.

He went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'um chucky willy, your balls are dead!'

Written on his grave all pure 'n green, 'Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine.' "

This exists in several similar variations.
You remember when we used to sing "um chucka willy"? Hahaha! Those were the days.
um chucka willy by petey man October 30, 2011

Chuck Taylors 

Its a pair of shoes. Wearing them does not make you a poser.
ITS A PAIR OF FUCKING SHOES.
Idiot: You wearing chucks?
Guy wearing Chuck Taylors: Yeh
Idiot: YOU POSER
Chuck Taylors by mynameisnik April 9, 2006

chuck whiskers 

The fountain-like spray that occurs when vomit is forced from the sides of one's mouth in a whisker-like fashion, when they attempt to contain it using their hand/s.
'I tried to make it to the bathroom, but when I covered my mouth I just got chuck whiskers.'